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Tip for fun, Safety and Halloween Scares

1. If you want more Illumination in a Jack-a-lantern
Add aluminum foil to top to prevent it from scorching and to bottom.
It also prevent odors from scorched pumpkin.

2.TO have added fun and sprit, cut out bottom of plastic pumpkins and slip over
outside garage lights. To add festivities to your light post slip faces evil over
your light. Dress like witches or scarecrows on a light post

3. MAKE up special bags of candy for the special goblin in your life.

4.SAVE pumpkin seeds and dry for next years garden. Dry them at 350 degrees
add popcorn salt and enjoy as a snack.

5.DANGLE white sheets from trees to add ghostly effects.
old white sheers works best for this effect.

6. Add black light light bulbs to front stoop lights .
Children get a kick out of the special effects it does to their costumes.

7.Add fake tombstones to the front yard to create a graveyard . add favorite logos sayings myths,
RIP and names of past legends and springy characters of past Halloween times.

8.To get a haunting effect, Put out speakers and play ghostly music. to spook

Trick or Treaties

9.Fill old gloves and shoes with sand in them and bury in yard sticking out of ground.

10.Illuminate walks with brown paper bags with stars, moons and ghostly figures cut out add a sand and a candle and you sure to be a hit.

11.For safety pin reflector s or tape to young children's costumes. Break away
or safety lights are great too pin. So your child is seen in the night.

12.Carry a flash light extra bags and for younger ones pull a wagon with you.

13. Sort out candy when you get home look it over good for
t ampering with remove and dispose of. A child's safety is always first.

14. If you don't want to carve the Pumpkin paint faces on it instead and save for the festive season ahead.

15.Always trick or treat in groups for safety and to detour hostility s,
crimes and wrong doings.

16. Never take candy from a stranger in a car or go up to them for your protection
parents pass message to your children.

Funny Helpful Hints for a Safe Halloween

When it appears that you have killed the monster,
*never* check to see if it's really dead.

If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once
a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who
went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had
inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house move away
immediately.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they
should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other
than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief
in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill
them, so be prepared.

When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave,
tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out
that it's just the cat, *leave the room immediately if you value your life.*

If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

Do not take *anything* from the dead.

If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason.
Take the hint and stay away.

Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know
what you are doing.

If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at
least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that,
despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely
shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior
such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing
hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed
here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble
if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby
deserted-looking house to phone for help.

Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge
trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches,
soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.
If your house ever growls, "Get out!" Don't consider waiting for an expert
opinion, you already had it. Don't pack a bag, you can always get new
clothes.

Top Ten Halloween List

"Things NOT to do for Halloween"

# 10
Don't let your spouse pick your costume!

# 9
Don't wait until the 29th to buy candy!

# 8
Don't buy granola bars instead of candy!

# 7
Don't fashion your jack-o-lantern
in the image of your Mother-in-law!

# 6
Don't let your kids eat ALL the candy at once . . .
unless you have rubber wallpaper!

# 5
Don't let your teenage daughter's "boyfriend"
pick HER costume!

# 4
Don't open an email titled "Trick or Treat"!

# 3
Don't let your sister "sort" the candy!

# 2
Don't give out soap instead of candy!

and the # 1
Halloween Don't...

Don't tell your wife the
WITCH costume is perfect for her!

Have a Safe and fun Halloween

If you have any Halloween tips or recipes pass them on to

Email them to me at Hangtide .I'd be glad to add them to page .